WALK-IN BATHTUBS

GOD loves to take baths – throw in some bubbles and GOD is in heaven – figuratively. After all GOD is always in heaven – literarily. GOD also loves the elderly, and makes a point of helping those who might be physically challenged to some degree. GOD knows once you get older the rigors of climbing in and out of a bathtub can be difficult. GOD also knows everyone appreciates a good soak. GOD just took a look at a new product being promoted on TV – The Walk-In Bathtub. The key selling point is that it is easy to enter. The sales literature points out this hydrotherapy tub can help those with arthritis, osteoporosis, diabetes, neuropathy, bladder problems, and a host of other physical ailments. Sounds good – even to a skeptical GOD – although bladder problems and bathing don’t quite feel right. The way the Walk-In tub works is, the tub is about waist height and there is a door, starting at the floor, running the height of the entire tub used to enter – therefore eliminating having to climb in. It is also deeper with a seat. After entering you lock yourself in creating a seal to hold the water. Here’s where GOD thinks there might be a few problems. First, you have to enter the Walk-In tub naked as you are going to be taking a bath - might be a little chilly until the tub fills up. Of course regulating the temperature until it fill up is yet another potential scolding problem. Think about how hard it is to regulate the temperature by testing the water with your hand? Now imagine someone spilling hot tea on your leg – see the problem. And, this is what GOD doesn’t understand at all - Getting out of the tub when you’re done soaking. Because it has a side entrance that begins at the floor level you can’t get out before it fully drains? Assuming the tub doesn’t have a “super” drain, you would be stuck in it while the water empties. Sounds cold to GOD. Think about it – you old and now you’re cold - can pneumonia be far away? GOD loves the idea of the better bathtub, but before you spend thousands of dollars based on a good sales pitch, GOD says go visit a walk-in tub store, bring your bathing suit, and ask to try it out. Take a bath in it - before you potentially take a financial bath with it. Merry bubbles!

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Recently, GOD watched a man win four lotteries, and be designated the heir to another half dozen estates – all this on the Internet - over $25,000,000, in total. How lucky can one person be? While GOD has faith that most people will not fall for this obvious con, GOD vows to protect those who operate with a fourth grade education.

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